Wednesday, February 18, 2015

The whole world seems to be in turmoil these days. I should become the next dictator.


If I was President I would be a dictator. 
I would demand the absolute and utter submission to me as I rule with an iron fist.
The demands and standards I would require would be strict and strongly enforced.
First, if by any means, one person fails to show kindness to their neighbor, no matter how annoying or terrible one may think of them, they will be strictly taken by law enforcement and will be forced to spend 24 hours in a closed room with such neighbor and confront their issues and discuss solutions to their disagreements.
Secondly, everyone is required to garden. There should be a permanent stain of soil in the creases of every hand and foot. Anyone who does not abide by the law requiring them to garden and be outdoors in the sunshine, will be forced to spend a week in the wilderness living off the land and connecting to nature. The minimum amount of time spent each day outdoors is  at very minimum 2 hours. A day spent 10 out of 12 hours outdoors in highly recommended. 
Thirdly, every single human being, animal, living creature, animated or not, must love. There is absolutely no exception for this law. Love will rule all. Before one judges, they must first love. Before one speaks, they must first love. Before any and every action, one must ALWAYS consider how they can continue with love as their guide. 
Fourthly, violence is unacceptable. For anyone who enacts violence of ANY kind will be immediately forced to sit in a closed room by themselves and will be forced to contemplate the real issue causing them to become violent. If this first stage of punishment fails to accomplish the cleansing of such violence, a second, more severe action will take place. This punishment is only in the most severe conditions and only considered after a court rule in which I will ALWAYS be present for. This act of punishment will require the person of violence to sit in a chair, cuffed and secure, they will then be scolded directly in their face, calmly and sternly by my mother. She will scare the violence straight out of such person. 
Fifthly, if a person senses themselves on the verge of violence, they will be interviewed and given one of two options. If in such case, the act of violence is caused by the acts of another person, refer to the first law. If however the act of violence is a repercussion from a life tragedy or terrible sorrow/loss, they will be immediately taken to a room where they will be given a second set of two options. The first being a tea and chat session with a councilor and the second option being to be placed in a room full of big fluffy white pillows. They will then be allowed to release their tension causing violence on the pillows. If this "pillow" treatment fails to release the person of such desires of violence, they will then be sent back to the councilor for tea and chat time to talk about the true causes for their violent feelings. 
I will rule all with the bible in my right hand the the most highly trained committee to the left of me. With such unit behind me, I will rule until the day I die.
I am your dictator, Summer Hughes, the leader who massacred pillows, not people.  

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